This is your new favorite beauty blog! First and foremost, like you, I am a consumer. I'm that one girlfriend who always seems to give the best beauty advice and who knows all the good products. Blazing through aisles of your local Whole Foods, Target or various department stores, I am your personal informant. I purchase products, test samples, mad-dog counter girls, read reviews and report back. I'm in the trenches so you don't have to be! Just in case you're a beauty puss who can't face the double sided magnifying mirror. I will dab the moisturizer, test the gloss, wax the chin and bring it allll back to you.
I'm also a makeup-artist. Although on hiatus for a stint, I am certificated and have worked briefly in Los Angeles. Weddings, photo-shoots, head-shots, student films, proms and parties----if you need it, I'm on it!
I also possess a degree from Diva University. That's right! Picky bitches, beautiful tyrants, dominatrix CEO---you name it! I can handle them all. I've studied only the best Diva that tinsel town has to offer. And now I will bring forth valuable beauty news, products and philosophies critical to this native beast. Priceless information available to only a select few...until now. We will explore the universe of Divas worldwide and expose their way of life to enhance our own. Look forward to write-ups titled : Diva Select.
AN IMPORTANT NOTE :
I am by no means an expert, medical authority or cosmetic genius. I will not be held accountable for any beauty adventures gone awry! I ALWAYS suggest doing a patch test with any and all cosmetic/beauty/hair products. Know your own pain threshold, limitations and allergies. I am merely giving you my opinion on products, styles, and trends. If you accidentally wax one of your eyebrows off---I can't help you. This morning I almost waxed the eyelashes off my left eye sooooo there ya go. LOL. I promise I'm a lot more capable and wiser than it sounds. I've been doing this for a very long time, see....
My first favorite Lip Gloss - Maybelline Copper Glaze.
AUTHORS GRUMBLE :
Someone asked me the other day, “why are you doing all this?”
I said stoutly, “Because I can only clean my house so many times before wanting to kill myself. And I have to give the job boards a couple of days to resurge…seeing as how I have every fucking listing memorized....and have sent my resume twenty million damn times. Only to be told that I can’t even be a goddamn cleaning lady!! >>>sigh<<< Because I have to do something. Even if its just practicing Photoshop, making headers and graphics or trying to improve my writing. It’s something.”
Yes, recently I was let go from my job. And now in this down trodden economy, I'm struggling like so many others to find a job. A job or some clue to the next chapter of my life. So to the neigh sayers and thinkers-without-saying, there is your answer. You can point your negative stingray at someone else’s dreams now.
